Weight

I want someone to roll me over the floor, so my body becomes longer and thinner, like kids do with play-dough...

Life

My life is like a mechanical bull... I try to hold on, but get thrown down onto the bottom of the earth every time.. Every time I manage to get back on top, I get thrown off again.

Loser

You never realize what a loser you are until someone asks you what you do for a living..

Time Travel

If you have to choose between traveling only into the past or only into the future, choose the past, because the future will always come, but the past will never catch up with the future...

Friends

Don't ask what a friend can do for you, don't ask what you can do for a friend, just be a friend.

Books

Books are better than people..

Wealth

It's easier to be poor in a poor country, than to be poor in a rich country.