Basics

Back To Basics.

Skin

Butt skin is very soft. Why?

Hate

Is there an unspoken, unwritten law, that states teenagers have to hate their mother?

Sewing

Don't sew faster in fear you run out of thread before the task is done. You'll do a sloppy job and you will still run out of thread.

Newspapers

Shouldn't all newspapers just be called 'gossip'? After all, that's all it is. You could have 'Gossip Times' and 'The Daily Gossip'.

Guns

1. I will never, EVER change my stand on guns. No one needs a gun. If it's not safe where you live, MOVE.
2. Someone can say something really casual which doesn't seem to matter but it can make someone else feel like a real piece of shit.

Refugees

Not opening your doors for refugees makes you just like the captain of the rescue boat in the movie '2012'.

Distress

Played the 'Damsel in distress' card. Good card. Worked very well.

Thoughts

Say good morning to every person you encounter.
Don't swallow mucus.
Some people are born stupid.

Amish

If it wasn't for their gender inequality, I would seriously consider joining the Amish people..

Animals

You can not expect an animal to behave like humans.

Treatment

I treat my shopping trolley better than the neighbor treats her dog..

Being A Geek

Waking up in the middle of night due to thunder and lightning feels like emerging from hyperspace. Blackness and extreme light and a banging sound. Too much of a geek's mind you think?

Things

Things fall into place eventually.

Vehicles

Every third car is a farm vehicle.

Traveling

Traveling the world showed me that we are all the same human beings, who just try to make the best of our current living situation.

Admiration

I admire people who try hard to improve their lives, even against all odds.

Resourceful

When faced with a problem that seems cannot be solved, you'll be surprised how resourceful you can be. There's a solution to every problem, but not every problem is easy to solve.

Simplicity

Simplicity is the key to happiness. I believe in simplifying my life. Don't need this clutter. Don't need all that shit. One must be willing to shed the unnecessary.

Food

Mac 'n cheese means 'macaroni and cheese', not 'McDonalds and cheese'.

Pain

The smallest thing can give you great pain, like un-popped popcorn under your bare foot.

Freedom

Complete freedom is not holding onto anything.

Bob Ross

Mountainectomy and Bushectomy. These are Bob Ross terms. It means: removing a mountain or a bush after you screwed it up.  And if you don't get the right tools, your living room will get all wet because the water from the river on the painting will spill onto your floor, you'll be single soon because your spouse will leave you.